Sam wrote:An old, golf-playing, firearm-owning Trump enthusiast who is unable to follow basic instructions on how to put a picture on the interwebz.
I'm calling Troll. Too much of a jokey stereotype to be an actual person.
Good old DDK, even our trolls seem quite nice.
I have to say, as a Donald Trump joke section, we've not mined this deep and rich seam very effectively.
If I may?
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump go into a bakery shop.
As soon as they enter the bakery, Trump steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.
He says to Hillary: “See how clever I am? The owner didn’t even see anything, and I don’t even need to lie. I will definitely win the election.”
Hillary says to Donald: “That’s the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life - trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same 3 pastries without stealing or lying, and also prove that I am much cleverer than you!”
Hillary goes to the owner of the bakery and says: “Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick!"
Intrigued, the owner accepts Hillary’s offer and gives her a pastry. Hillary swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives her another one. Then Hillary asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.
By this time, the owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks: “What did you do with the pastries?”
Hillary replies: “Look in Donald’s pocket”
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