The challenge

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The challenge

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All change, here's a picture of a kitten instead. :)

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Not so sure that was an Irishman, $ sign makes me believe he was a Yank. And another Irish Joke :

A famous English motoring journalist ( FEMJ ) was on a visit to the Galway Rally. He was driving very briskly down a narrow country boreen ( lane ) in his Triumph Spitfire ( this is an early 70's joke, all them 2.7 RS's on the other thread were lying in the first six positions overall ). A tractor ( Red Zetor ) driven by Cha and Miah comes out of a field without stopping, as they usually do. FEMJ swerves frantically and at the last moment he guides the Spitfire into the opening to the field recently vacated by the tractor before barrell rolling into the ditch. Blood, guts and bits of spitfire litter the field. " Begorragh ( an Irish word I'm so confident that you won't hear in Ireland I'm willing to pay you €10 if you do ) says Miah, we just got out of that field in time " Rumour has it that Dusty, again from another thread ,knows where to find the Spitfire.
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:lol: It's the way you tell em.
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Nice cat, that.
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Is the Kitten the one with the bad tooth?
The simple things you see are all complicated
I look pretty young but I'm just backdated yeah
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That's the one. :lol:
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Alright Sam, how's it going. Image
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:thumbright:

Released last week. A lot has changed in the world but this place seems the same.
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How was the food ?
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Eight month stretch by the look of things (to the day).

Hello Samuel.
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Oh hai Stevie. Got a car?

I wasn't really in prison. I was making a funny. I understand the food is plentiful tho, Rose West got well fat.
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Sam wrote:Oh hai Stevie. Got a car?
A couple (not as many as you, obvs.).
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Since you don't say what they are I'm going to make it up for myself:

1. Daihatsu Copen
2. White Range Rover Evoque Convertible
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DDK likes a bit of pussy...
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Sam wrote:Since you don't say what they are I'm going to make it up for myself:

1. Daihatsu Copen
2. White Range Rover Evoque Convertible
Never heard of #1 but if you drop one word from #2 and re-arrange those remaining you have both of mine. Great perception. :cheers:
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