One Life - Live it

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sladey
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One Life - Live it

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Not a joke as such but you often see 4x4s driving around with their bumper stickers and window stickers saying "One Life - Live it"

On the way home today I saw a Land Rover with following slogan blazoned across the windscreen - "One wife - Leave it"

Made me chuckle
The simple things you see are all complicated
I look pretty young but I'm just backdated yeah
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:)

Can't stand the 'one life live it ' ones .... But the devations do make me smile

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Also

One wife, livid
One wife, left it
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what is this "one life live it" BS all about - seems to be unique to land rover owners.. our carpark is littered with rusty knackered s1 discovery's with those stickers all over them
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Only one acceptable sticker for the back of a Landy, imo: 'Best 4x4xFar' 'cos it's true :) .
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left4dead wrote:Only one acceptable sticker for the back of a Landy, imo: 'Best 4x4xFar' 'cos it's true :) .
dont say that to JEEP owners :lol:
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Post by Ian 2.2S »

One Life - Waste it - crawling along at 35mph, belching out diesel fumes, having your spine pounded to mush, and see sawing with the vague tiller to get it to follow the road :lol:
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