Decisions Decisions

[kitchens]

> Decisions Decisions
>
> To Shoot or Not to Shoot??
> A man returns home a day early from a business trip.

> It's after midnight. While en route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.
> The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act.
> For $100, the cabby agrees.
>
> Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom.
> The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there
> is his wife, naked, with a man.

> The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.

> The wife shouts, "Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.

> HE paid for the Porsche I gave you.
> HE paid for your new 25 ft. Ranger Fishing Boat HE paid for your
> Packer season tickets.
> HE paid for our house at the lake.
> HE paid for your golf trip to St. Andrews and your new 4 x 4.
> HE paid for our country club membership, AND HE even pays the monthly
> dues!"
>
> Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun.

> He looks over at the cabby and says, "What would you do?"

> The cabby says, "I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches a cold."

[mrk]

Good one