Neighbours

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Tosh
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Neighbours

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A man received the following text from his neighbour:

I am so sorry mate. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping

myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around, in fact more than you.

I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse.

I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will

accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't, ever happen again.

the man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

Bloody autospell! I meant "wifi, not "wife
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