DDK - Die Deutschen Klassiker

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

"What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it.

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is" she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Ok, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."

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An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you

wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,

given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black

belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional

weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell

that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and

mutters, 'Naw, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'