A positive attitude
Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 7:14 am
Monday night I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in the hospital's ICU, tubes up my nose & down my throat,
wires monitoring every function and all around my head, hell of a pain over my left ear, and a gorgeous nurse
hovering over me.
It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.
She looked at me deep and steady and I heard her slowly say, 'You may not feel anything from the waist down.'
I managed to mumble in reply,
'Can I feel your tits, then?'
wires monitoring every function and all around my head, hell of a pain over my left ear, and a gorgeous nurse
hovering over me.
It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.
She looked at me deep and steady and I heard her slowly say, 'You may not feel anything from the waist down.'
I managed to mumble in reply,
'Can I feel your tits, then?'