Two blokes...

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tanick
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Two blokes...

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Two blokes are pushing their shopping trolleys around a supermarket whenthey collide.

The first bloke says to the second bloke, "Sorry about that. I'm looking
for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going".
The second bloke says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate".

The first bloke says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does yourwife look like"?

The second bloke says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, 5 feet 11 inches tall,
withblonde hair, blue eyes, big jubblies, long legs and is wearing tiny little
shorts and a crop top. What does your wife look like"?

The first bloke says, "Doesn't matter, let's just look for yours."
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