An oldie but a goodie

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An oldie but a goodie

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It seems we are a bit short on the funnies of late so I thought I should delve back into the archives for a golden oldie. . .

So there was Shane and Wayne, two intrepid hunters who had set off to do a bit of hunting in the outback, whilst they weren't too sure what they were going to hunt, as soon as they found it and killed it, they'd let you know. Anyway, the evening drew on so they made camp down by a grungy billabong and after a couple of beers drifted off to sleep. Suddenly Wayne was awakened by Shane screaming out, "Jesus H Christ I've been bitten!"
Wayne enquired "What and where mate?"
Shane gasped "It's a frigging snake and it's had a chomp on me todger!"
Shane was in agony, writhing around the floor, the snake had made a hasty exit. He begged Wayne to go seek help.
"Cripes Shane we're stuck out here in the outback and the nearest quack will be miles away, but I've had an idea, I'll try and reach the flying Doctor on my mobile and see what he can prescribe."
So Wayne quickly grabbed his phone, ran up the nearby hill to get a better signal and started to punch in the numbers to speak with the flying Doctor.
"So give me all the details," demanded the Doctor, "Well he got bitten, by a snake, on his old John Thomas," stated Wayne, oh and his old fella is sort of standing to attention, if you know what I mean."
"That sounds pretty nasty," replied the Doc, " definitely bitten by Vicious Viagra Viper. And there is only one cure that will save your poor mate's life."
"Just tell me Doc, what do you have to do!" demanded Wayne.
The Doc solemnly replied. "Listen, you got to go down on your buddy, bite into the wound on his dick and suck out all the poison. Otherwise he will surely die. You got that?"
Wayne just nodded, disconnected his call and went back to his pal.
"So what did the Doc say Wayne?" cried Shane
The reply came back, "He said you're gonna die."
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