The dentists solution

[Ignatzcatz]

So this poor cyclist got hit by a maniac Porsche driver. It was one of those early Boxters, worth about 3 bob, smelt of perm lotion. Anyway, our poor pedaller took a wack in the gob and amongst all the blood found a tooth barely hanging on. Well, he made it back home, tough buggers us cyclists, and thought he better get to the dentist pronto. He phoned them up and got an appointment straight away.
In the chair, the dentist didn't muck around and nipped off the flapping tooth.
"You're going to need a dental implant and I'm going to have to remove the rest of that broken tooth." advised the dentist
"I'll give you an injection and in a couple of mos I'll get started." he said
But our cyclist had a mortal fear of needles and absolutely refused the injection.
"Not a problem, I can use the gas." came the reply
But his fear of gas and gas masks was even greater and he flatly refused this method as well.
The dentist thought for a moment then said "What about pills, any fears there?"
"No, pills will be great, I'm fine with pills." the cyclist replied
Whereupon the dentist handed him a couple of Viagra.
"Crikey, I never knew these were for numbing pain." said our patient cheerily.
"No, the won't numb pain but they will give you something to hold onto while I extract the rest of that tooth!"