In the park.

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In the park.

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Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets....

Then it hit me.
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I was thinking of making a belt out of a load of watches.

Then I realised it would be a waste of time
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You can't loose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn't come home... all you've lost is a pigeon.
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