Quack, quack

[Ignatzcatz]

I have to credit the Avionics division of Virgin Atlantic for these gems.

Two ducks checked into their honeymoon hotel. The male duck went up to reception and asked:
"Can I buy a condom?"
"Certainly sir" the receptionist replied, "shall I put it on your bill?"
"No thank you!" said the duck, "I'm not kinky, you know!".

A woman went into a sex shop and asked for a sex aid.
"They're all on the wall in a variety of colours and sizes," the sales assistant explained. "Which one would you like?"
The woman made her choice instantly.
"The red one please." she said.
"Sorry," the assistant replied. "That's the fire extinguisher."

[210bhp]

Or,

I’ll take the tartan one as I am half Scottish.

“Sorry, but that’s my thermos flask’.

Regards
Mike

[mycar]

Too much information Mike.

[210bhp]

I just read it in a book, honest.......


Regards
Mike