Cannibal

[Ignatzcatz]

Ok that last joke might have got you, you had to think about it a bit so here's an easy one, you'll get this straight away.

A cannibal went to the witch doctor with a bad rash on his chest. The witch doctor told him the only way to cure it was to put his best friend in the cook pot, scrape the scum off the top as he was cooking and rub it on his chest.
The cannibal said, "I can't do that to my best pal!"
But the rash got worse, so he went back to the witch doctor for more advice.
"I've already told you how to cure it," the witch doctor told him. Again the cannibal insisted he couldn't do it. But his rash worsened so reluctantly he took the witch doctor's advice. Next day, he went back to the witch doctor.
"It's amazing," he said, "I did as you said. I boiled up my best pal and used the scum off the top of the pot to rub on my chest. The rash vanished instantly."
"I told you," the witch doctor replied. "It's called pal-o-mine lotion!"