Husband and wife Christmas shopping.
The couple were in a busy shopping centre just before Christmas. The husband wandered off as she was standing in a queue saying something about being back in a bit.
After getting through the queue, the husband wasn't back yet and since they still had more shopping to do the wife called him on her mobile phone.
The wife said, "Where are you?"
He replied back "You remember the jewellers we went into about 10 years ago and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I couldn't afford it at the time and I said one day I would get it for you".
Tears started to flow down her cheeks and she got all choked up.
"Yes, I do remember that little shop". She replied.
"Well, I'm in the pub next to it".
Christmas joke
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Re: Christmas joke
Very funny Graham. My kinda joke.
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