A husband and wife were out shopping at the local centre. Whilst the wife was in line the husband wandered off. The wife having completed the purchase couldn't see her husband so she called him on her mobile.
"Where are you?" she enquired.
"Well, do you remember that little jewellers shop we went into about 5 years ago and do you remember you saw that diamond bracelet you loved and I couldn't afford to buy it then but said that one day I would get it for you?"
The wife on hearing this got all choked up and the tears started to run down her cheeks.
"I'm in the pub next to it".
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