Statues

[Tosh]

Two statues in a park were sitting there for hundreds of years. One was a greek god and the other a greek goddess. After what seemed like forever an angel came down out of the sky and unfroze them both. the angel said to them "I have unfrozen you, you have one hour to do whatever you wish. After that, I will freeze you both as statues for eternity. The two of them looked at each other and motioned over to the bushes. for about 5 minutes the bushes were rocking back and forth ferociously. Then the two of them came out and stood back where the were and prepared to become statues again. The angel said "you still have at least a half an hour left". The god looked at the goddess and said "okay this time I will hold the pigeon down and you shite on it".

[myatt1972]