Osama- the inquest

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Tilmor
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Osama- the inquest

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DNA tests on Osama Bin Laden have revealed surprising amounts of chocolate, sugar, coconut and milk............must have something to do with the massive bounty on his head :lol:
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Groan...but funny anyway!
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And another...

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A man in Newcastle walks in to the doctor
"Doctor, Doctor I have this problem"
"Wahaaay canny lad whats "that he replies
It's me backside Doctor, it smells like a coconut!
"Well its bound tae!"
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