She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said .. . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said .. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said .. . ..... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . . .. I would but you're never there.
He said .. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . . They don't have time
He said .. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . . I don't know; it has never happened.
He said .. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and
Good- looking?
She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends.
She said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.
He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Very good.