DDK - Die Deutschen Klassiker

"That’s when I realised that the Garage Bitch had placed some cloths over the dash and scuttle" Oh, it's my fault now is it? :lol: "After Alex, the Garage Bitch left, I had to refit a starter to a Kia Picante (in my defence, it belongs to the friend of SWMBO)" I did think it was...

It says "perfect" on a box or tin behind the froot. Fortunate coincidence or self assessment of the finished job?

Is he a mate of yours? :lol:. Not sure which of us you are asking but if it is moi I am pleased to say I am. :P My username is because Peter calls me his garage bitch. "Nurse, BFH please" :lol: Go back yonks when we waved spanners at our motorbikes. He was as good with them as he is with ...

Didn't know Porsche made dune buggies

Dougieboy1 wrote:

The Garage Bitch wrote:Panels in the Oak Room will not get you in as deep as the stripper

there is so much wrong with that sentence......

I know

I also know Peter's wife and I can imagine the conversation when she spots them

"WTF" =/= "What, the fairings?"

Panels in the Oak Room will not get you in as deep as the stripper

Well done matey. For the getting those weeds out

On a serious note, well done too for the mirror de-construct. I usually have to dig out my brown corduroy overalls when it comes to levering and jemmying blind

Ooooooooooh, grey-y grey-y.

The very welcome pre-cursor to shiney shiney

Golf Tango Foxtrot India

Well done mate

Having had the 'pleasure' of the cyclists passing your place I suggest turning the fan up to Max and pointing the spray gun straight at it :D

Another horrible, demotivating ‘hundred hours for no visible progress’ stage. Full credit for taking on paint and filler yourself [emoji106] I was lucky to see the end product of Peter's previous restoration project. His patience and attention to detail was very impressive. If I had a hat I'd be do...

That's a bit of a shitter with the compressor but, as you say, you now have some time to sort the door and flatten the sides before spraying

Clouds, silver linings, yadda yadda

Will be glad when this business is over and can pop down to see her again and do 'stuff'.

Keep up the good work mate

At this rate the next time I come to be your bitch it'll be for a test drive

It was not a Solus dealer hence the Skoda. :lol: But tbf fair to it I have driven worse things Anyhoo. The brakes. That 2nd one can definitely be filed under "Easy when you know how" but we agreed the manuals could have been clearer. But of course we would say that to retain a modicum of c...

It was the truth oh worshipful master. Honest Injun (or should that be engine)