DDK - Die Deutschen Klassiker

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My mind just boggles.......

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As a biker, the winning picture is the best...

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Congratulations Ian and Charlotte

May you have many great adventures !!!!!

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be eight again" she replied. On the morning of her birthday he rose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park. What a Day! He put her on every ride in the park: The Death Sl...

Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary: 8:00 am Dog food! My favourite thing! 9:30 am A car ride! My favourite thing! 9:40 am A walk in the park! My favourite thing! 10:30 am Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing! 12:00 pm Lunch! My favourite thing! 1:00 pm Played in the yard! My favourite thing! 3:0...

Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.... First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are y...

A boy decided to have a dinner with his girlfriend parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmaci...

1. You leave gatherings before the end to "beat the rush". 2. You get more excited about having a roast on a Sunday than going clubbing. 3. Before throwing the local paper away, you look through the property section. 4. All of a sudden, Tony Blair is not 54, he's only 54. 5. Before going o...

All in all, it hadn't been a good day. Bad traffic, a malfunctioning computer, incompetent coworkers and a sore back all made me a seething cauldron of rage. But more importantly for this story, it had been over forty-eight hours since I'd last taken a dump. I'd tried to jump-start the process, begi...

Watch in the background.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfGMOvPzrvE

We all need a little stress-reliever! Follow the instructions to find your new name. Don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer! The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilk...

Ferrari for sale, by owner

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But check out his last purchase (Click on his feedback number next to his screen name)

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Watch the young kid in the background.......


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Fourth Place: A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as yo...

The correct position for the wheel is the one originally designed by the guy at Porsche who knew what he was doing :) (not me!) Having said that there is a practical limit to how long you can keep the tyre centre at the design condition. A 11" wide RSR rim is a bit of a jump over the 6" a...