DDK - Die Deutschen Klassiker

This is hilarious..

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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Q23sodJ0SIg

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses ca...

I had a bit of a prang in the motor last night I hit 3 chavs 1 went through the windscreen 1 dented the bonnet and the other flew about 200 yards down the road the police have been great they charged 1 with breaking and entering 1 with criminal damage and the other was charged with leaving the sceen...

Now.. you might have seen the video of this poor student who got dragged away and zapped for heckling during a John Kerry speech: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bVa6jn4rpE Whoever mixed this with Monty Python is an insane genius: http://youtube.com/watch?v=eNLQY3bQyaM My face hurts from grinning :l...

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work." The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That ma...

Petrol is by far the easiest thing you could use, and it won't damage your paintwork (well, unless you set fire to it at the time of application!!)

Plus, I am sure that you will have some lying around somewhere...

Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn't gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Karen says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies: "Mom! I have someone for ...

He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said . . . You wear pants don't you? He said .. . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! He said .. ... What ha...

A famer in Devon has successfully grown a field of dildos.

Unfortunately he's having trouble with squatters!!!!

or for some women too....


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http://www.riechmichund.com/index_2.html

http://www.break.com/index/the-spoon-prank-returns.html

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big s...

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Couple are cought with a thermal imaging camera from a police helicopter.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZLAzGZ6PZU

Anything is possible!!

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Easily removed.....!!!!!

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